Mother Knows Dressed

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Every spring, as I put away my drab, colourless winter wardrobe and pull out my drab, colourless short sleeved one, I look to my children’s closets to give me that fashionista-fix that, apparently as a woman, I’m hardwired to need.  Truth be told, I’ve never enjoyed shopping for clothes for myself, particularly after having had babies.  Of course, my littlest bundle is almost 483 weeks, so I’m sure those extra 15lbs should fall off any day now.

In the meantime, I’ve always enjoyed playing dolly dress-up with my real live offspring, having cart blanche to dress them anyway I please.  Turns out, if you water and feed them on a regular basis, kids can really grow in a year!  In fact, at eleven years of age and almost 5’5”, my son can actually be heard growing at the dinner table as he eat-moans.  So given the rate at which he burns through clothes, June always marks the start of my annual pre-summer pilgrimage to the mecca of affordably priced, one-of-a-kind haut couture, Vîllagè de Valûe.

Having met my husband in a vintage clothing store, second hand has always been second nature to me.  Oh, I do still shop at regular stores quite often, but once or twice a year I like the challenge of perusing the gently used racks to see what perfectly good treasures I can find.  I’m not one to brand name drop, but there’s no GAP in the amount of quality American Apparel you can find in that Children’s Place!

Yet my days are surely numbered as personal stylist to my kids, having already had to bite my lip once this year watching my son dress for school in red nylon basketball shorts and a t-shirt … in March.

I just hope I have the stamina for the pending teenage years when their bourgeoning fashion sense convinces them that this is a good look:

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Really, there are no words … except for these:  choose your battles Mum.

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  1. Penny
    Penny says:

    Hey Andie
    Another great article….
    My son is turning 20 and I went through the whole pants down thing
    Best
    Penny

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  2. Jessica Cavalier (@sloppycopymommy)
    Jessica Cavalier (@sloppycopymommy) says:

    I enjoyed this! My little 4-year-old picks out the most ah-mazing ensembles. I’ve stopped even trying to get her to match.

    I would be dreading the pants falling down look, too, if I had boys…for my girls, I’m dreading the pants that show part of the crack, the belly shirts that show just a little too much tummy. UGH!

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  3. Tracy @ Momaical
    Tracy @ Momaical says:

    My little ones often look like they crawled out of the donation bin at goodwill. But, that is not my battle. I tell them no so much that they need some semblance of control in their little worlds. Even if they do look like their headed off to the freak show parade!

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  4. ttoombs08
    ttoombs08 says:

    Andie, this was hilarious! And I didn’t see any nap dropping whatsoever! 🙂 I have a 6 year old who’s pants tend to do the “show my buns” thing. He’s growing too fast – loved the way you described your 11 year old at the table. LOL

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  5. Mere
    Mere says:

    I am thankful I can still dress the girls in hand me downs and girly girl things. Some aren’t on the same color wheel but they are happy. 🙂

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